You see things, and you understand.

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nox-ious:

Omg :’)

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May
ukeofspook:
how to kiss
1. put your mouth on their mouth
2. start screaming into their mouth until you pass out
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May

1612th:

methtakes:

anne frank’s declassified holocaust survival guide

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22
May

incognitovindicator:

back in 2nd grade we were doing a soccer drill where we had to dribble the ball around our partner and there was an odd number of kids in my class that day which meant that i didn’t have a partner

so my teacher partnered me up with a cone and i started dribbling around the cone but then he blew the whistle so we had to switch roles

and i just stood there with the ball next to the cone

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21
May

romeo: hey i just met you.

romeo: and this is crazy.

romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.

romeo: so marry me maybe.
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